As you would know if you were all true friends and not just imaginary people that I write to on my blog, today is my 23rd birthday. Yippee? I also recently learned that not only do I share this illustrious day with Art Garfunkel and Ryan Adams, but another famous songwriter. Well, she's not so much famous for songwriting as for doing nothing, being married to a former Olympic athlete, and having several children who also now do nothing. That's right. America's sweetheart: Kris Jenner. Here's a fun video that she made for her 30th birthday, 94 years ago today. Look out for the part when O.J. Simpson cheerfully shouts, "She loves you!" Do you think he was singing this as he murdered his wife and another person? I like to think so. Also note that music is credited to Randy Newman and lyrics to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. Yes, an award winning songwriter has been lumped in with the Kardashian sisters. I think the apocalypse is now.
Happy 124th birthday, Kris! Next year let's totes do a party together. I'm thinking Vegas. Or female fight club. Or roller skating. Whatever, we'll figure it out. Love ya, girl, LyLaS OmGgGgGgG~~~~~@ ;)
You're awful.
